While I was off-line studying, Miley Cyrus posed with her back exposed in Vanity Fair and single-handedly destroyed freedom around the world. Fortunately we have powerful political lobbies like the Christian Coalition, with Google News alerts set for "fifteen year-old" and "suggestive photos". Thanks to the CC's representation the interests of their organizers and at least 0.001% of America, civilization was saved again. You may also have heard how the Christian Coalition's allies in Iran have saved their own citizens from Barbie.
I for one am glad these guys are taking their donors' money and doing something so valuable for democracy. (end sarcasm) I wish these bleeding-heart flag-huggers would stop distracting Americans from real problems and stay far away from the GOP from now on.
Monday, May 19, 2008
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